መለስ ዜናዊ ከሞት እንዴት እንዳመለጠ … ተስፋዬ ገብረአብ
ከተስፋዬ ገብረአብ
ትረካውን ጥቂት አሰማምሬው ይሆናል እንጂ ይህ የምገልፅላችሁ ታሪክ በትክክል የተፈፀመ ነው። ታሪኩን ካጫወተኝ ሰው ጋር ስናወራ፣
“ልፃፈው?” ስል ጠየቅሁት።
ሳቀ! በጣም ሳቀ! እና ፈቀደልኝ።
“ፃፈው! ድክመታችንን ያሳያል …” አለ።
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ባጭር ጊዜ ውስጥ የታቀደ ነበር። በረቀቀ ጥበብም ሁኔታዎች ተስተካክለዋል። የቀረ ነገር ቢኖር በእቅዱ መሰረት መለስ ዜናዊ ላይ አደጋውን የሚጥል ደፋር ሰው ማግኘት ብቻ ነበር። የማጥቃት እቅዱን ለመፈፀም የታሰበው በጦር መሳሪያ አልነበረም። በቡጢ ነበር። አንድ ሃይለኛ ቡጢ! በቃ!
ቦታው ብራስልስ ነው። የአውሮፓ ህብረት ስብሰባ ላይ መለስ እንደሚገኝ ተረጋግጦአል። መረጃው አስተማማኝ ነበር። ለማስተማመኑ ማረጋገጫው መለስ ዜናዊ የሚቀመጥባት መቀመጫ ጭምር መታወቋ ነበር። የሆነው ሆኖ መለስ ላይ አደጋውን የሚጥል ሰው ለማግኘት ጥቂት ሰአታት ወስዶአል። ደግነቱ ከእቅዱ አዘጋጆች አንዱ፣
“እኔ እፈፅመዋለሁ! ደህና ቡጢ አቀምሰዋለሁ፣ ወይም አሰንብተዋለሁ!” አለ።
የዚህን ሰው እውነተኛ ስም መግለፅ አልፈልግም። ለትረካው እንዲያመቸኝ ግን ሙላቱ ብዬዋለሁ። ባጭሩ ደግሞ “ሙሌ!” እንለዋለን። እና ይህን ተግባር ለመፈፀም ሙሌ ሃላፊነቱን ወሰደ።
እነሆ! ዝግጅቱ ተጠናቆአል። ሙሌ ወደ ስብሰባ አዳራሹ ጋዜጠኛ ሆኖ ይገባ ዘንድ የመግቢያ ወረቀት አጊኝቶአል። ካሜራ አንገቱ ላይ አንጠለጠለ። ግንባሩን ቋጠረ። ሙሌ ረጅም ሲሆን፣ እጁ ረጅምና እንደ ወይራ ጥምዝዝ ያለ ነበር። ከአዘጋጆቹ አንዱ መከረው፣
“ሙሉ ሃይልህን አታሳርፍበት። ዋናው መልእክታችንን ማስተላለፍ ነው” አለው።
ሙሌ በዚህ አልተስማማም።
“ከሰነዝርኩማ እጠረምሰዋለሁ። ነካክቶ መተው አላውቅበትም”
ርግጥ ነው፣ መለስን አንድ ጥሩ ቡጢ ማቅመስ አለምን የሚያዳርስ ዜና ይሆናል። በተለይ ደግሞ መለስ ዜናዊ በየእስርቤቱ የሚያስደበድባቸው የዴሞክራሲ ታጋዮች፣ የሚደርስባቸውን ህመም እሱም እንዲቀምሰው ከተደረገ ሊሰማው ይችላል። ካልቀመሰው እንዴት ሊሰማው ይችላል?
የስብሰባው ሰአት እየተቃረበ በሄደ መጠን የሙላቱ ቁጣ እየጨመረ ሄደ። መለስ ይቀመጣል ተብሎ የተገመተበትን ቦታ በካርታ ጭምር ሲያጠና ቡጢውን እንደጨበጠ ነበር። እንባው ኮለል ብሎ ሳይወርድም አልቀረም። እንዲህ ያሉ እንባዎች ከቁጭት ኩሬ የሚፈልቁ ናቸው።
የመጨረሻዋ ሰአት እንደተቃረበች ሙሌ፣
“ይህን ታሪካዊ ድርጊት የምፈፅመው እንደ ልደቱ አያሌው ባንዴራ ለብሼ መሆን አለበት” የሚል አሳብ አቀረበ። ይህ ግን ተቀባይነት ሳያገኝ ቀረ። ስሜታዊ መሆን እንደማይገባ ተነገረው። ተራ ጋዜጠኛ ሆኖ፣ በስልት ወደ መለስ ዜናዊ መጠጋት እንዳለበትም ተመከረ። ለማንኛውም በሚል ሙሌ በተደጋጋሚና በልዩ ልዩ ቅርፅ ፎቶ እንደዲነሳ ተደረገ….
የስብሰባው ሰአት ደረሰ። መሪዎች ገቡ። ጋዜጠኞችም ወደ ውስጥ ጎረፉ። ሙሌም እንደማንኛው ተራ ጋዜጠኛ ተቀላቅሎ ወደ ውስጥ ዘለቀ። ከስብሰባው ውጭ ያሉ ጋዜጠኞች ጊዜ ለመቆጠብ ለዜናው የሚሆኑ አንዳንድ ነጥቦችን በቁራጭ ወረቀት ላይ መያዝ ጀማመሩ፣
“… በመለስ ዜናዊ አገዛዝ የተበሳጨ አንድ ጋዜጠኛ የመለስ ዜናዊን ሁለት ከንፈሮች በቡጢ አነደደ!”
“… መለስ ዜናዊ የቡጢን ህመም ቀመሰ! በሆስፒታል እርዳታ እየተደረገለት ሲሆን ለህይወቱ ሳያሰጋው አይቀርም።”
“… የአይን ምስክሮች እንደገለፁት የሙላቱ ቀኝ እጅ የመለስ ከንፈሮች ላይ ባረፉባት ደቂቃ፣ ‘ጧ!’ የሚል የፍንዳታ ድምፅ ተሰምቷል።”
“… ከሃኪሞች የሾለከ ዜና እንደሚገልፀው የመለስ ከንፈር ከባድ የመተርተር አደጋ ደርሶበታል።”
“… የቤልጂየም ሃኪሞች ለጠቅላይ ሚኒስትሩ እርዳታ እያደረጉለት ነው”
“… የመለስ ጥርሶች አለመጎዳታቸው ታወቀ! ዝርዝሩን እንደደደረሰን እንገልፃለን…”
እደጅ የነበሩት የእቅዱ አዘጋጆች ውጤቱን ለመስማት በጥፍራቸው ቆመው እየጠበቁ ነበር። ትንፋሽ አጥሯቸው በመጠባበቅ ላይ ሳሉም ሙሌ ካሜራውን እንዳንጠለጠለ ተመልሶ ብቅ አለ፣
“ምነው?” ሲሉ ጠየቁት።
በረጅሙ ተነፈሰ።
“አጣኸው እንዴ?”
“ማየትማ አይቼዋለሁ።”
“እና ታዲያ ለምን አልመታኸውም?”
“ፎቶ የማነሳው በመምሰል ስጠጋው፣ እሱም ልመታው እንዳሰብኩ ገባው መሰለኝ ፍርሃቱን አይኖቹ ውስጥ አየሁ። ልመታው እችል ነበር። አጠገቡ ነበርኩ…”
በከበቡት ሰዎች ዙሪያ ጥልቅ ዝምታ ወደቀ። ቃል የሚተነፍስ ጠፋ። በዚህ ጊዜ ሙሌ እንዲህ ሲል ፀጥታውን ሰበረው፣
“ፎቶግራፍ ግን አንስቼዋለሁ። ካላመናችሁኝ ላሳያችሁ እችላለሁ!”
menew kededk
Wow!i really liked it, coz this is exactly who we are………….we talk a lot but do nothing.
What a “thrash”! A mercenary who joins the “Derg Army” just because he failed to realize an “irrational ambition” of getting admitted to the then ministry of information! The Ethiopian mind does not need a petty brain to “train it” on hatred. At least, the petty brain of yours should have grasped the fact that a “thrash fabricated in the dilapidated workshop of Isaias” is not a coveted juice to be gulped smoothly by Ethiopians!
What is wrong with this guy? He has been writing some meaning less stuffs recently. What is this rubbish? Are you telling to some one how easy it is to liquidate Mr Zenawi? I guess if no one knows this by this time we must have been stupid!
አያ ተስፋዬ ገብረአብ
ምን ታሾፋለህ????ሰዉ በጅቡ መለስ ትዕዛዝ በየሰከንዱ ይገደላል አንተ ደግሞ የምትፅፈው ያጣህ ይመስል በሰው ቁስል እንጨት ትሰዳለህ::ኸረ-ባክህ እየተስተዋለ!!!
This guy is ridiculous.He insults the intellect of ER readers.
Please do not post such rubbish in the future if you want to keep the standard of the website.
Tazabi
You are joking but the Ethiopians are languishing under woyane state terrorism. Shame on you please be serious it is not time for a job. Ethiopia is under internal occupation, say no to Tigrean economic, political, and military dominance.
ሰዎች ተስብሲበው እያወሩ ነበር;;;እና አንድ የትግራይ ሰው …አሁን እማ ሁሉም ሰዎች የኢሳያስ ፎቶ በየቦታው እኮ ነው የሚሰክሉት ቢሎ በኩችት ሲናገር…አንድ ሰው ብድግ ብሎ እሱስ አንበሳ ነው የሚመስለው ቢሰከልም ያምራል.;የ መለስ እኮ እንዳንሰከል ..መለስ ጊርማ የለውም ድመት ነው የሚመስለው እና ትርፉ ማፈር ነው.. ካልጋ ስር አድሪገነው አይት ብያስፈራራልን አይበካም እንድየ ..ቢሎ መለሰለት
Good work Tesfaye,
I don’t think many of your readers get it, because they want to see Meles dead at the end of your story. You are telling this retards who are writing insults at you, through your short story: “unless you hit Meles hard, he will not be knocked out(bzrera).”
They are sleeping and dreaming somebody else to hit Meles hard. You are telling them lets go and do it.
Will these retards get your writing? Never, that is why Meles is in power for 21 years.
The only sign these retards understand is Nike’s “Do it” swoosh sign.
this is the most reckless article i ever read. at least you got to respect your readers.
I like your writing style NOT this one. You can do better than this one.
i don’t know why everybody is irritated by this story??
for me i don’t care it is a true story or false …. but i like to give the writer applause it is very creative idea!! we should come up with type of ideas a lot!! If want our name to be called like Abdisa Aga
He is telling you to stand up and be what you mean. Stop giving Ethiopians false hopes; stand up and fight, stop talking trash.
Tesfaye is trying to twick your soul. He is asking you, do you have “hamot” or you are another coward bluffing.
He is telling you to stand up and fight; stop talking.
There are thousands of Tigraians armed and very close to Meles but they are not willing to pull the trigger. He is telling them pull the damn trigger and finish the SOB.
And you all deserve freedom and democracy?
ጸፍ፣ ተስፍሽ በደንብ ጻፍ! አንዳንዶች ደራሲነትህ የሚሰጠህን መብት ሊነፍጉህ ይሻሉ፡፡አንዳንዶች እሁድን ሰንበት ነው እንድትላቸው ይፈልጋሉ፡፡ገዥዎቻችን ይህን ከላይ ዛሬ በ5፡37/ስሙን ያልጻፈውን/ አይነት ደደብ ለመግዛት የሚባትሉበት ምክንያት አይገባኝም፡፡
Dear Ethiopian readres,
Mr Tesfaye Gebreab is one of those Bandits and anti-Ethiopian agent. Look what he wrote about about Atse Menilike and his aids. Look what he was writing about Ethiopia. The worst anti-Ethiopian agent sponsored by Shabia and Arabs, Mr Tesfaye, you are one of those Yenat-Tut Nekash/Korach/Betryal anti Ethiopian agent. Do you think that people have a brain smaller thanyou?
You have a brain size as small as rats. Both ordinary and patrriotic Ethiopians and Eritreans and clever enough to understand you garbage message.
Message to Ethioreview and Ethiomedia:
Before posting any message especially an information like Tesfaye Gebreab must stop
Tesfaye: You are sponsored anti-Ethiopian agent
Hi Once an enemy is always enemy
this is just trash news as the person who wrote it. Yes Tesfaye did not write for nothing , he is messaging for guards as warnings to the beloved PM Melese. So this guy is still working in open stage guarding and advocating the woyane. As Isayas Afewrki is traing 10 thousand tigrians to fight against tplf. When this ten thousands are in the front against tplf and ethiopian militaries the isayas fighters will be behind them and will finish them if they retreat.
Tesfaye what you dreamt against PM melese one will apply it on you then we ethiopians will deal with our concens.
Get away from us ethiopians.dO NOT SPREAD YOUR VENOM, OR we will make drink it.
Once
What a trash article it is. This days u reveal
The level of your own small mind .
This is really amusing and funny to see and read. The Eritrean mercenory Tesfaye Gebreab is totally frustrated after he faild to successfuly implement his plan given to him by the brutal, ruthless and mad man Isaias Afewerki to create confusions among Ethiopian. Now he is living in his own imaginable land and dreaming a day time dreame of instability and distructions in Ethiopia. The mad man ISAIAS and his mercenories can not change the reality on the ground what so ever false and unfounded information they dessiminate.
Despite Tesfaye has tsrong ability to write amharic more than any bodly else, he is too foolish, ignorant and stupid person at all known by all who knew him well.
Haile,
Mekelle, Tigray, Ethiopia
Tesfaye GebreAb is a psycho and nonsense man who has some talent in writing. What he has written here is an absolute trash and I shouldn’t have wasted a minute to read this.
ምን ነካው ውድ ተስፋዪን – በቅርብ ቀን የሚነግረን ሁሉ ተረት ተረት ሆነብኝ::
ይህ የሚያሳየው ምን ያህል እንደወረድህ ነው
መለሰ ጦር ሜዳ ነበረ ቦክሰ አይፈራም
መልካም ነው ከሆነ ማለት ነው
I wish this history was real
ተስፋዬ እውነት ነገር አልቆባኅል። ሰሞኑን ዝባዝንኪ እየቸከቸክ አንባቢህን ማደንቆር ጀምራሃል።እኔ ምመክርህ ወሬህን እንድታሳድስ ነው።
ለዚህም ፕሮፌሰር ሙሴ በኢትዮ ሚድያ ያስተላለፉትን ቪድዮ ተመልከተህ ስለአርበኞች ግምባር በኤርትራ ውስጥ መኖራቸውና አለመኖራቸው አስትያየትህ እንድትሰጠን ናው።
Wow!i really liked it, coz this is exactly who we are………….we talk a lot but do nothing.
Nothing but Super-low
Whatever is written by Tesfaye is real .It truly shows the true picture of the majority of opposition politicians.Truth is painful .
Tesfaye is more Ethiopian than most of you who are releasing your uncontrollable verbal Diarrhoea as a comment.
I really like it; Keep up the good job Tesfish!
“Jealousy is the tribute Mediocrity pays to Genius.”. Fulton J Sheen
I will never stop spitting into the ever deepening and widening river that will one day sweep away the real enemies of ethiopia no matter how small the amount of my saliva is for now; get me ato derasi- yemaymeta meslot?
Tesfaye tries to unveiling to woyane the plot that might have been hatched by certain groups to kill Melese using subtle means like what this sleeper agent mentioned .As an agent he is now doing his job by busting any subersive action planned by opposition groups by way of seemingly trash but true story.
Drewum ke ERIARoch min yitebeqal,sid yesidadegoch bahilna limdna tegibar new.Tesfaye ke dergim KE eprdfm KE SHABIYAM KEHULUM QIYIT tiqimatiqim yeqemese wesilat ASADAGI yebedelew BALEGIYE new
ሰውየው የሚጽፈው ያጣ ይመስላል::
አሁን ስራ ያጣ መነኩሴ ሌላውን ሲያማ ይውላል አሉ እማማ ማዘንጊያሽ
what happened for this guy.cherashe leyelehe ende at least try to write something which has meaning I am ashamed of you banda!!!!
Is that a film or???????????
uuuuuuuuhhhhuuuuuuuu
sele egezeyabehere belehe zeme bele
I hate you man.
ይህንን ውሸት ምቡናለ ብትተወን
Lasta
It clearly shows your personality when you disrespect and call people names. Let me tell you this, wise people continually learn and the more they do, the more they realize that they don’t know more.
You should have learned a better way of presenting yourself in any debatable discussion. It seems you have been overwhelmed with self inflicted ego.
I think you pressed the wright button that can irritate weyanne!! Tesfay, you r always a nightmare to them.
Yes when you look the script as it is, it seems meaningless and nonsense, but when i saw it from another angle, yes Meles is a dead person, so for a brave person, it is so shame to kill a corpse.
Dawit
I have never seen someone who can kick weyanes behind like Tesfaye . When I see weyane thugs screaming
all over here ……. I praise Tesfaye more !!
አበበ ገላው የውነት አደረገላችሁ:ከዚህ በሁዋላ መለስ አልሞተም የሚል ማን ይሆን?
I love this story realy.ተስፋይ አንተ ነህ ተስፋ
የልብ መግለጫ
መለስ ብቻ ስይሆን ወያነ እኮ ሞተ
ትግራይን ይዞ ተከዘ ወረደ
ተስፋየ ምንነው ባሌን ለቀቅ ብታድርግው ኦና ሰለተችገርኩባት ሴቶች ኢንደያቆም ውሽተ ኢንደያቅም ብትምክርው ይስሽላል